graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of
if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
on ireland performance:
good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
smoothie bowl - banana, frozen mango, frozen raspberries and organic soy milk topped with oats, ground flax, chia seeds and hazelnuts
i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful
i bet people get really depressed when they are below britain on eurovision.
“take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points”
at least the alcohol is free
Picture of my lunch earlier today. Omelet with avocado, bell pepper and asparagus + whole west bread