I can’t be the only person who hoardes all the ripe bananas in the house, right?
I actually hide them from my parents so no one else can eat them
"Do you remember the happiest moment of your life?"
"One day, I was sent home from my final exams because my mother had not been able to pay the registration fees. On the way...
When women can’t go out because they’re asking for rape, and black men can’t go out because they’re asking to be shot, it’s time for a fuckin’ change.
~PB is our king, PB is our king, it never lets the awful in, PB is our king~
(if u sang that tune to Weasley is our King you are my fave)
This is how I’m spending my Monday morning.
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard...