i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful
i bet people get really depressed when they are below britain on eurovision.
“take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points”
at least the alcohol is free
Picture of my lunch earlier today. Omelet with avocado, bell pepper and asparagus + whole west bread
i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
even the rain couldn't stop her
we're having so much fun!
the best part of eurovision is listening to graham norton get bitchier and bitchier